Why are 99% of women skanks? I know I would get told off by plenty of people for this post, if they could, but I've been asking myself this question for a long while now: Why are females willing to FBFD(Fuck before first date)? And we guys are always wrongfully labelled the hornier gender.... Yeah, right!

In my opinion, women are worse, in that the approach most of them take towards their own sexuality is one of masking it. They want it just as badly as guys, if not, worse. At least as far as we guys go, we're pretty straightforward. We like women. We want women. And we're open about it. We're still reasoning on pretty much the same level that the cavemen did, except we've stopped clubbing women over the head.

And it's a tried and trusted relationship paradigm that has successfully lead to the survival of the human race so far, so it can't be all that far off the mark....

Anyway, to get back to my original point I was attempting to make, I'll quote an sms I received: "I'm having a hot steamy bublblebath with candles and a bottle of really expensive wine... the only problem is... I'm lying here all alone...."

Now, no fucking prizes for guessing what she's hinting at. I'll give you a hint though: She isn't really keen on settling down for a rivetting 4 hour game of Monopoly. You'd only have to be about as smart as George W. Bush to figure that out.

Oh, and I wonder why she ignored me when I replied with a message of my own, saying "I'm envious. That sounds so relaxing, and I've had a pretty kak day." Incidentally, does the fact that I wanted to tell her to phone up her ex, who viewed her as a sex object, make me a bastard in thought?

And as for the whole physical-only relationship, well... way to take all the intrigue and romance out of a relationship in about, oh... 5 seconds? I know some guys would be envious, or would label me a faggot or a softcock upon reading this, but fuck 'em! They're not me.

I'm a member of a dying breed.... I'm a hopeless romantic... and I'm proud of it....