Mental note to self: It is not advisable to attempt to outdrink Glenn, my 26 year old (Welsh, I believe) mate, on his birthday. This is especially true when his body mass is at least 120% of mine. Rest assured, I shall never make that mistake again.

Clubs and the excessive consumption of alcohol do not mix. I shall never forget last night. I believe it was Rob that pointed out that the 30 year old I was attempting to chat up was more than a decade older than me. I had a good laugh at that. That was also the first time in my life I've tried chatting up someone more than a decade older than me. Not that she wasn't attractive, though. Alcohol is certainly scary though.

Ah well, at least she took it as a compliment. I remember her smiling....

Listening to: KoRn - Freak On A Leash
And now for an uninspired, yet in my opinion incredibly appropriate, lyric quotation:

Feeling like a freak on a leash...