And now for some random musings on life.

The only problem with lesbians: Their taste in men.

My musings on relationships: There exists a set of rules that govern relationships. Rules of engagement, if you will. A list of the rules follows:

1. A relationship is entered into with both parties subconciously viewing it as symbiotic. To put it bluntly, if you don't have something to offer a woman, or if they don't perceive you as being able to give them something they're interested in, then you have absolutely zero chance.

2. The things that appeal to 98% of women are: bling-bling, confidence, novelty, sex... in no particular order.

3. On the topic of bling-bling: Flash money in a manner that suggests you have tons of it to throw away.

4. On the topic of confidence: Self-explanatory.

5. On the topic of novelty: Why do you think guys that belong to biker gangs get chicks? Their sparkling intellect? Or perhaps their conversation skills? Not actually....

6. On the topic of sex: They want teh_hot_steaming_cokc!!!

Ultimately, you need to play by these rules. They hold true for the majority of the human population as well, hence, play by these rules. Or don't... and pray you meet someone else that thinks they're bullshit, and refuses to play by them. Good luck in that.

One last thought for the day: When last were you asked if you were gay?