Triple tequila mindfuck quota: a term I have coined to detail the quota of tequila you need to drink consecutively to get over something that mindfucked the living hell out of you.

The situation wherein the phrase was coined: A woman wanted to fuck me simply because of what was written on my shirt.

The writing on the shirt in question: "Leave me alone... I'm having a sexual fantasy."

Karl's confusion level, on a scale of one to ten:. estimated to be thirteen and a quarter, at the very minimum

Listening to: Rage Against The Machine